Here he is in all his glory. Burrito man stands at 6'1". He is made up of delicious refried beans (alas the brown face), lettuce, tortilla, and sprinkled with taco seasoning. He is wrapped in foil to keep warm and looks pretty good to me :)
Burrito man is now for hire. He prefers large parties and special occasions. $15 an hour. Hire Burrito Man today. A delicious addition to any occasion.