Saturday, January 12, 2008

No baby yet

For those of you wondering, no baby yet.  What a day - no hugely pregnant woman wants to go over her due date and unless I deliver in the next 6 hours, which is highly unlikely since I am having NO contractions, he will be late. It's hard having a good attitude today if you can't tell :(  I envy every woman who has their babies 1-2 weeks early.  How ideal.  I'm really tired of the many comments when I go anywhere too - things no woman wants to hear, such as:
1)  "You haven't had that baby yet?"  Response in my head, "Yeah, actually I have - this is just an 8 lb tumor I'm carrying around....what do you think?"
2)  "You are really big!"  Me: "No kidding?  I only live with this belly!"
3)  "Enjoy your sleep/time because you'll never get any once that baby arrives!"  Me:  I already have a 2 year old and work nights....uhm - hello?!"
4) "That baby looks like it is going to fall out!"  Me: "Easier said than done - he hasn't "fallen out" yet...."
 5) "Are you pregnant or just fat?"  Me: "At this one, I don't know what even to say, who would say that to anyone?"
So maybe I shouldn't be blogging when I'm in a bad sarcastic mood, lol
I'm done.......for now.  
Off to walk on the treadmill until my back & feet ache.....

12 comments:

The Bluths said...

Yes it is sad when the ticker says 0 days to go. Hopefully soon though! He can't stay in there forever. Or can he?...

Jeff, Sara, & Carson said...

I am so sorry, I know how you feel. I cried when I went over with Carson.

Camille said...

At least you are still funny! Hilarious post, it made me laugh so hard! He'll be here before you know it, hopefully... :-)

Jeralee said...

ARGH!!!! I remember those comments all too well. Nothing like those comments to put you in a fowl mood. People say really dumb things. Hang in there!

Avry & Justin said...

Too bad you didn't have me with you because you would have known the comments that would have come back out of my mouth at them. You did make me laugh through all of that though. At least since you haven't gone on your own you know that it is scheduled for Thursday. I will cross my fingers your body doesn't hold out that long though. Hugs!!

Aurelia said...

It it is Thus, only couple more days to go. At least you know he'll be here this week, one way or another!
hang in there!

The Howe's said...

Dang it. I do feel bad for you, I have 3 weeks left and i'm ready today. Sorry!

Cortney said...

tiff- i am sorry, poor thing!! i hope that ya'll are good. chandler is so dang cute. hopefully i will see you at the library or broulims soon. i kinda like running into you!!

RILEY FAMILY said...

Tiffany, I was sick of those exact same comments the last few weeks of my pregnancy... they are SO annoying, I totally agree! You'll have to send me your email address so I can invite you to our blog b/c I changed it to invite only. My email is erinmriley@gmail.com.

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Jason said...

Thanks for making me laugh. Love you.

amanda said...

good luck girl. you make me laugh cause those are true comments that people make to all pregant people. oh those people.