1) "You haven't had that baby yet?" Response in my head, "Yeah, actually I have - this is just an 8 lb tumor I'm carrying around....what do you think?"
2) "You are really big!" Me: "No kidding? I only live with this belly!"
3) "Enjoy your sleep/time because you'll never get any once that baby arrives!" Me: I already have a 2 year old and work nights....uhm - hello?!"
4) "That baby looks like it is going to fall out!" Me: "Easier said than done - he hasn't "fallen out" yet...."
5) "Are you pregnant or just fat?" Me: "At this one, I don't know what even to say, who would say that to anyone?"
So maybe I shouldn't be blogging when I'm in a bad sarcastic mood, lol
I'm done.......for now.
Off to walk on the treadmill until my back & feet ache.....